
Anyways, I've come to realise I'm not just a gardener.. I'm also an expert bacteria and fungi cultivator! LOL *ahem* but I'll not elaborate.
On to more important matters, I would like to tell the world that I opened a coconut all by myself the other day! (and I bow to those who applauded). Althought as simple as it may sound to SOME of you, it is a delicate task that requires extreme skills and precision (because I almost hacked my hand off). You see, under normal circumstances, my 9th wonder of the world aka my dear mother prepare the coconuts for me and my family so usually I don't even lift a finger and when I'm in Chickenhorsegoat City, or Doghead town, my uncles would help prepare it. So what does it take me and my pompous ass to have some coconut? Well I just catwalk in and drink my sexy coconut water like a king.
So I realise how pampered I have been ever since I've had to take care of myself. ALL BY MYSELF. And I have good news! For now, I have gained an appreciation for the fruit. I've very much fallen in love with coconuts for the flavor and what it represents. Persistant yet well liked. I haven't met anyone who's said "Coconut? No way!" Everybody loves a coconut!
Luckily, coconuts are awesome and can be grown anywhere! Not just on lonely islands as usually depicted in the media. But if in case you are stranded on an island and you're lucky to have coconuts around, better hope you've got some sharp tools coz it ain't an easy fruit to open!
If a tomato is a fruit coz it has seeds.. then what bout.. ((grins))..
I'm listening to..
Soler - 媽媽再見
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